You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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