I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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