at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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