proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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