There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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