the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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