So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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