cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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