It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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