Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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