So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
