that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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