wat bout pragnant strippers??
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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