We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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