Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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