The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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