he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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