Fine. I'll sleep in my office
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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