nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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