You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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