it glows. i had to have it.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
