i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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