chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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