Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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