things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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