love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
nutella sex= disaster
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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