Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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