So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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