Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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