My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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