Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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