idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
