I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
