is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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