Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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