I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I want to be your penis for a week.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
