I'm eating all of the evidence.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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