i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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