I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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