You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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