She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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