But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Four minutes until I can fart!
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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