Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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