So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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