I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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