New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
