Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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