glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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