DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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