we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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