Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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