I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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